ブログタイトル案：69歳現役社長が語る「うんことおしっこの哲学」
みなさん、こんにちは。まもなく70歳になる、現役社長です。
今日は、ちょっと変わった話をしたいと思います。うんことおしっこの話です。
「え、今さらそんな話？」と思われるかもしれませんが、これがなかなか奥深いんですよ。
考えてみてください。おしっこは液体、うんこは固体。この2つのシンプルな排出物のために、人類はとんでもない進化を遂げたのです。
トイレは文化、洗浄は革命
最初は、おしりを拭くという原始的な行為から始まりました。しかし、これでは満足できなかったのが、私たち日本人です。
もっと清潔に、もっと快適に。その飽くなき探求心が生み出したのが、おなじみおしり洗浄機付きトイレです。
これは、単なる便器ではありません。
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おしっこ用と、うんこ用でノズルの角度が違うんですよ。
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さらに、うんこを徹底的に落とすために、水流の強さまで調整できるんです。
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そして極めつけが、ムーブ機能。ノズルが動いて、より広範囲を洗浄してくれる。
まるでロボット掃除機が部屋の隅々まで掃除するように、日本の技術者たちは、うんこの汚れと真剣に向き合ったのです。
贅沢ではない、これは「おもてなし」
「そんなの贅沢じゃないか！」と思う人もいるかもしれません。しかし、これは単なる贅沢ではありません。
冷たい水ではなく、温水で洗う。その心遣いは、私たち日本人が大切にする「おもてなし」の精神そのものです。
69歳を迎え、社長の座を譲るのではなく、新しい章を開こうとしている私ですが、この日本の技術が、おしっことうんこの話を、こんなにも奥深く、そして面白おかしくしてくれたことに、心から感謝しています。
おしっことうんこの話は、私たちの生活をより豊かにするための、テクノロジーと心遣いの物語です。
みなさんの心にも、この「うんことおしっこの哲学」が、少しでも届いたら嬉しいです。
Sure, here is an English version of your blog post.
Blog Post Title: The Philosophy of Pee and Poop: A 69-Year-Old CEO’s Perspective
Hello, everyone. I’m a CEO, about to turn 70.
Today, I’d like to talk about something a little different: pee and poop.
You might be thinking, “What’s the point of talking about that now?” but it’s actually quite profound.
Just think about it. Pee is a liquid, poop is a solid. It was to deal with these two simple excretions that humanity made some incredible progress.
The Toilet Is Culture, The Wash Is a Revolution
At first, we started with the simple, primal act of wiping. But that wasn’t good enough for us Japanese.
We wanted to be cleaner, more comfortable. That relentless pursuit gave birth to the well-known bidet toilet.
This isn’t just a toilet.
The nozzle angle is different for pee and poop. What’s more, you can even adjust the water pressure to get rid of poop more thoroughly. And the ultimate feature is the move function. The nozzle moves to clean a wider area.
Just like a robot vacuum cleaner that cleans every corner of a room, Japanese engineers faced the problem of poop stains with unwavering seriousness.
Not a Luxury, But “Omotenashi”
Some might think, “Isn’t that a luxury?” But it’s not a luxury at all.
Washing with warm water instead of cold water. That thoughtful consideration is the very essence of “omotenashi,” the Japanese spirit of hospitality.
As I turn 69 and prepare to open a new chapter instead of handing over the CEO’s chair, I’m truly grateful for how Japanese technology has made the story of pee and poop so profound and interesting.
The story of pee and poop is a story of technology and thoughtfulness that makes our lives richer.
I hope this “philosophy of pee and poop” resonates with some of you.
The Story of Poop and Pee
It’s a strange thing to talk about, but it’s a profound topic.
Pee is a liquid, and poop is a solid. Because of these two simple excretions, humanity has made incredible progress.
The Toilet Is a Culture, Washing Is a Revolution
At first, we started with the simple, primal act of wiping. But that wasn’t enough for us Japanese.
We wanted to be cleaner and more comfortable. That relentless pursuit gave birth to the well-known bidet toilet.
This is more than just a toilet.
The nozzle angle is different for pee and poop. What’s more, you can even adjust the water pressure to get rid of poop more thoroughly. And the ultimate feature is the move function. The nozzle moves to clean a wider area.
Just like a robot vacuum cleaner that cleans every corner of a room, Japanese engineers faced the problem of poop stains with unwavering seriousness.
Not a Luxury, But “Omotenashi”
Some might think, “Isn’t that a luxury?” But it’s not a luxury at all.
Washing with warm water instead of cold water. That thoughtful consideration is the very essence of “omotenashi,” the Japanese spirit of hospitality.
The story of poop and pee is a story of technology and thoughtfulness that makes our lives richer.
I hope this “philosophy of poop and pee” resonates with you.